If this statement doesn't reinforce the idea that everyone who can should stay home during quarantine, I don't know what will: Death Angel Will Carroll claimed he went to Hell and saw Satan while in a coronavirus coma .

Decibel magazine about his experience during that period, “I went to hell and Satan was a woman and was being punished for being lazy,” said Carroll. “I was a giant, obese Jabba-type creature. I was vomiting blood and kept vomiting blood until I had a heart attack, which is kind of strange because I had heart failure during my coma.”

“I remember coming back from hell… and once I got to heaven, it was horrible there too. It was like a Roman orgy and the angels were scarier than the demons. I came back to Earth and was with some friends… a nightclub… that’s the last thing I remember.” When Carroll woke up, he asked the nurse if he was still in hell… we don’t know what she answered, but there’s a good chance he was, Will.

Fortunately, Caroll has recovered and is well, as are his fellow musicians who were also diagnosed with the virus.

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